tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34312252011-04-21T18:47:38.448-07:00Job? Just give us your urine and your social security number and maybe we'll think about it.Sonjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11800511540439327752noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431225.post-114725492002-04-04T17:22:00.001-08:002002-04-05T07:52:02.000-08:00We had our victims (job applicants) submit urine samples and their social security numbers, but decided not to give any of them jobs. Fooled You!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431225-11472549?l=urinals.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sonjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11800511540439327752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431225.post-114725622002-04-04T17:22:00.000-08:002002-04-05T07:51:40.000-08:00Welcome all to the Statesman Urinal, the local spigot of Gannett Media Lies Incorporate, purveyors of USA Today!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431225-11472562?l=urinals.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sonjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11800511540439327752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431225.post-114724022002-04-04T17:16:00.000-08:002002-04-05T07:51:54.000-08:00We had our victims (job applicants) submit urine samples and their social security numbers, but decided not to give any of them jobs. Fooled You! <br /> <br />wanna try again? we spin the wheel every day, maybe you'll get lucky <br /> <br />You will be responsible to sell home delivery newspaper subscriptions in our telemarketing department. The qualified individual for this position will have sound communication and organizational skills. Must be self-motivated and enjoy talking to potential customers over the telephone. Previous telemarketing sales experience helpful. Telephone Sales hours are: 5:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. M-F and alternating Saturdays 9:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. <br />Subscription Sales Representatives can earn on average $8-l2 hr (includes commission). We offer on the job training, paid vacation and partial benefits package. We encourage dedicated people to join our sales team. <br />The Statesman Journal is an Equal Opportunity Employer, offering a competitive salary and full benefits. A pre-employment drug screen is required for all positions. We recognize that the key to our success lays in the abilities, diversity and vision of our employees. <br />Apply at the Statesman Journal <br />280 Church St. NE, Salem, OR. 97301<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431225-11472402?l=urinals.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sonjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11800511540439327752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431225.post-114723592002-04-04T17:15:00.000-08:002002-04-04T17:17:25.000-08:00Here's a non-job offer from The Statesman Urinal: <br />Even though we've been advertising for this position for weeks and had our applicants submit urine samples and their social security numbers, we decided not to give any of them jobs. Fooled You! We were just collecting information, and we appreciate all those CLEAN urine sample that we so desparately neede for our dedicated staff. So since we still need telemarketers to check up on Salem citizen at dinnertime or while they're watching TV, we decided to run the ad again. <br /> <br />It's our paper, we can do whatever we please - <br />Let them eat cake!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431225-11472359?l=urinals.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sonjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11800511540439327752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431225.post-114722022002-04-04T17:10:00.000-08:002002-04-04T17:19:05.000-08:00Welcome all to the Statesman Urinal, the local spigot of Gannett Media Lies Incorporate, purveyors of USA Today!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431225-11472202?l=urinals.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sonjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11800511540439327752noreply@blogger.com